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Zombies Ate My Dick

from I Made A Spoopy by Sweeney Toad

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So I’m at Walmart just minding my own business and the next thing you know

A zombie stepped up to me at the grocery store today
I was all like sir please step six feet away
I don’t want you all up in my business or my face
Especially because your undead what can I say
The next thing you know he’s spitting all over the place
He’s not even wearing a mask what a disgrace
Please practice social distancing let me list off my reasons
Then the next thing you know he bit off my penis

A zombie bit my dick
Chewed it up spit out it was sick
Now I’m a dickless zombie it is lit
Don’t hunger for brains just want dick

Now I’m wondering down the grocery store aisle
I’m feeling zombie symptoms but they are mostly mild
I see a really tall dude picking up a celery stick
My hunger is insatiable for his heavenly dick
I approach this well endowed man with only one thing on my mind
I need to get this dick you know I am on the grind
He politely asks me to please step six feet away
But I’ve already got his dick in my mouth you know I don’t play

A zombie bit my dick
Chewed it up spit out it was sick
Now I’m a dickless zombie it is lit
Don’t hunger for brains just want dick
A zombie bit my dick
Chewed it up spit out it was sick
Now I’m a dickless zombie it is lit
Don’t hunger for brains just want dick

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from I Made A Spoopy, released October 29, 2020

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Sweeney Toad Palm Beach, Florida

If you're looking for nerdcore, I can tell you I don't have nerdcore... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let nerdcore go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will find you... and I will nerdcore you. ... more

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