I was destined to be a mythical creature, a blockbuster smash hit triple feature A grind house sensation, but I timed out the equation I danced the same dance, sang the same song I guess I was wrong again I gave up all hope, impressed enough to #StayHome Laying in the same tomb that is my twin mattress bed In fact I get practice being dead but I sure feel like I am on fifty shades of meds Let me get that adderrall I’ll give you fifty cents i insist that we are friends, I’ll a build a pretty fence I am America, you are Mexico I will help you siphon gas outside a Texaco I’ll never screw you over or need a do over I am indeed sober once a year mid October Sorta Betty and Veronica, a weapon plastered well framed Portrait of America, perfection hashtag cell games I am millennial an incredible fuckhead I love cheeseburgers I am the king jughead Peep the crown on my head I’m a bastard low key Keep it down? Ok boomer hashtag master roshi I was destined to be a mythical creature, a blockbuster smash hit triple feature A grind house sensation, but I timed out the equation I danced the same dance, sang the same song I guess I was wrong again I took a bite of the most perfect looking apple It was filled with poison seeds of death I looked like an asshole I’m always being hassled by the man he is manly gladly a rusted part in the machine we stan Stan lee Y’all can’t see the hypocrisy in every move you make but you can denial’s one hell of a fake drug I’m not here to be your friend I don’t trust anyone We are dystopian no hope in having any fun I’m done, we’re all done, wrap it up folks Last call, drink your last one then we all become ghosts Look at my mouth, it’s going to need some soap I’m drowning in swag, throw me a rope Shoot dope or worship god, do whatever makes you happy On 9/11 never forget I am best at rapping I was trained in a temple by a mystical teacher I am the M. C., the mythical creature I was destined to be a mythical creature, a blockbuster smash hit triple feature A grind house sensation, but I timed out the equation I danced the same dance, sang the same song I guess I was wrong again

Pack it up folks no things to see here But fear in the faces of 1000 races shook Ancient Caucasians ghosted 1000 occasions all on Facebook, I Took out the trash but it never went away It overstayed and crashed it came but never dropped spent money never stopped caught lizards as a child made pretend to be a wizard cop grew up a thought prisoner a lot lizard’s thought Gizzards go down smooth like smoothies Peruse the umbrella section never mention uzis In class en mass, Instead we intend then question why Why didn’t we mind inquisiting, it’s suspension high Glowing plateaus drinking from the garden hose and we froze in the nuclear winter wearing bargain lederhosen nothing upon nothing like rivers and sea Retreat to the mountains climb peak misery Wash your hair with listerine, Your mouth is a mystery Roll outie five thou, I was deep history Your mother is interesting, Radioactive and glistening She was hard to climb, she is peak misery Wash your hair with listerine, Your mothers a mystery Roll outie five thou, I was deep history Your mouth is interesting, Glossy and glistening You are hard to climb, you are peak misery Bring home the bacon I ain’t never mistakin A taken woman for a blatant Satan But I’m praying’ for a new way today Dude yay, we making big time Big rhymes rigged crimes run and smell them Tell them we just around the block Watch me knock a cock off a block of cocks And I Space dock, just had to get that shit off my chest pressed for time got the president on my mind, fine Let me tell you bout this mountain of misery Figured we’d meet in a place like this, history With a stiff lip crisp kiss listerine hits differently mistakenly bitter hit me up on Twitter I won’t respond I’m gone probably sifting through the litter We get bored press forward, you swore to stay amazed Your eyes stay glazed as we praise and pray Wash your hair with listerine, Your mouth is a mystery Roll outie five thou, I was deep history Your mother is interesting, Radioactive and glistening She was hard to climb, she is peak misery Wash your hair with listerine, Your mothers a mystery Roll outie five thou, I was deep history Your mouth is interesting, Glossy and glistening You are hard to climb, you are peak misery

Met her at the always sunny convention Did I mention, she was looking for crack? Had to give her a rose in a glass tube That thousand pound dude in a fight milk shirt has passed food He hungers to tack on mass, we run out the back Smoke crack in the alley by the dumpster, she’s a lady The metal plate echoes of a crying dumpster baby We head back to my apartment with a thousand cats waiting she does so bravely, Gravy is set boiling on the furnace reminisce about the jail time of Ernest And the murders in Scranton, we hypothesized was bastardman Dennis And the pennis size of Danny Devito, neato both agree on magnum sized, fantasize about the power bottom credo, conversation finito Cause I got something for you Beans and guac, wow burritos I have tricked for the last time Now taste my brown torpedoes X2 (Be bop ba bodda bope X4) Sitting’ in the room upstairs dry humping my leg she’s smashing it Jean shorts on getting hand jobs she is mashing it I roll up the pcp loosely in a poorly rolled joint She thinks we should bang under the bridge where she lives, it’s a bold point It’s a cold point with a paddy’s pub thong always sunny attire We kept warm under the bridge by a money fire We crawled into a mattress with an old black man sleeping We each drank a case of beer, wait am I peeing? And I’m seeing for the first time a woman I love more than cats A woman who taught me the wonders of scat “Fire!” She said, and before I could make a sound though Got a steaming mouth full of sweet brown torpedoes Cause I got something for you Beans and guac, wow burritos I have tricked for the last time Now taste my brown torpedos X2 (Be bop ba bodda bope X4)

We were hired for the North Korean government program All we had to do was get it on to a seasonal slow jam And oh damn this will be some easy money I just had to convince my princess my honey It’s funny, we always wanted a baby maybe But these circumstances seemed shady, and crazy And lately, times have been existentially tough But we can be set for life to essentially fuck All we gotta do is create a little decent monster, Wild. Add an unknown chromosome to our mid season roster, I’ll Admit this seems like it’s treason with a foster child A half alien human hybrid baby, have we lost our minds, well? I don’t know babe, I think it could work out, this kid could be a genius He could out smart North Korea, she could out smart the world and lead us And feed us, and greet us when we go shopping at Walmart My bones will need your brains We will get our rent paid You will bleed and menstruate Our spines will get bent straight We will never be the same With a baby hybrid grey You won’t bleed or menstruate Our brains will get bent straight 9 months later and our baby’ s a teenager Hyper accelerated genes our baby is a speed ager With three majors in business, communication, biomedical sciences And alliances all across the galaxy, it’s all good y’all A universal champion of fantasy football And he stood tall as the biggest grey reptilian human Baby booming breeding machine We had more grand children agreeing to be Ambassadors to set the planet free Maybe things are good maybe it is we That screwed everything up, embarrassing but What can you do? But screw to create a new race Maybe get a clue to not be such a human disgrace Ya’ll disgusting, disease and puss encrusted The human race is a mustard seed within oblivion dust bins So please stop, you did not have a good run So please stop, this is so dumb. I’m Done. My bones will need your brains We will get our rent paid You will bleed and menstruate Our spines will get bent straight We will never be the same With a baby hybrid grey You won’t bleed or menstruate Our brains will get bent straight Top

I feel fine then I feel sick Wave of mutilation, slaughter I feel fine then I feel sick It comes in waves, uncharted waters I feel fine then I feel sick Wave of mutilation, slaughter I feel fine then I feel sick It comes in waves, uncharted waters It started with the protests in Hong Kong, China Kind of a mess but I digress kinda fuck the police, they can fight us How do you stop the people? opiate’s a virus Blowtorch the people inside their homes, teach them a lesson that they already know Your home is a prison there is no revolution bio-germ weapons are the solution I feel fine then I feel sick Wave of mutilation, slaughter I feel fine then I feel sick It comes in waves, uncharted waters I feel fine then I feel sick Wave of mutilation, slaughter I feel fine then I feel sick It comes in waves, uncharted waters Punish the whistle blowing brave doctors Pay no mind to the instant growing plague monster Cover it up with a mask, you are coveted Cover it up like a goalie Chinese government Or maybe it started in Fort Detrick early August An internal leak that would never really fog us Or choke us out here, America safe without a fear It’s not population control every one hundred years I’m feeling in my throat a little itty bitty tickle I feel the start of feeling a little bitty sick yo But then I wake up the next day and I feel pretty fine I guess this is what it means to be pretty fly for a white guy But then later that night my throat is feeling weird again I’m reading about shaving your beard to stay pure and elegant Clean shaven in the churches packed, knee to knee praying And now I’m feeling sick I don’t feel good at all I’m sayin’ It feels like I’ve been poisoned check my fall check my fluids My lungs are students, they are going to learn how to do it To get through it, oh but infection is here to stay In layman’s terms Mother Nature, she don’t play Have you been paid? Where’s your stimulus check? Have you ever had continuous debt? I have always had this dream reoccurring nightmare Drafted to the team you know that we will fight fair I’ve seen some shit, my body is like what the fuck boss!?! Like a sushi roll smothered in mustard duck sauce I feel fine then I feel sick Wave of mutilation, slaughter I feel fine then I feel sick It comes in waves, uncharted waters I feel fine then I feel sick Wave of mutilation, slaughter I feel fine then I feel sick It comes in waves, uncharted waters