Better Rhymes for Better Times

by Sweeney Toad

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Booty 03:05
We got better rhymes for those better times Better days ahead but for now I’ll just pass For now we got rhymes and wow they suck ass We got better rhymes for those better times Better days ahead but for now I’ll just do me For now we got rhymes and wow they suck booty Booty booty booty booty Booty booty booty booty Booty booty booty booty Booty booty booty booty Staring in the face of the devil himself Feels selfish to have held this relief it’s wealth Nothings feels better than a sense of relief I feel embraced based like a Basedgod Zangief Better days are ahead but first we got to heal Make sure all the MAGAt pigs have time to squeal Reinvent the wheel let’s get back on track Restack the economy gas prices wack Get back Karen you ain’t wearing a mask You look like one them kids staring in class Sharing that booty with the whole football team cream Cheerleader fiend favorite movie was Scream 3 We got better rhymes for those better times Better days ahead but for now I’ll just pass For now we got rhymes and wow they suck ass We got better rhymes for those better times Better days ahead but for now I’ll just do me For now we got rhymes and wow they suck booty Booty booty booty booty Booty booty booty booty Booty booty booty booty Booty booty booty booty I dream we be crowned prom king and prom princess None of my business your the queen I’m the genius I know they seen us penis shadow dropped in the DMs Photoshopped just wanted to be friends Wading in the deep ends minding my business I didn’t commit the crime no bystander witness Might stand there pissed this man can’t be involved Your fault you didn’t have cameras installed Not a fan at all don’t fear it’s all over Not lucky at all a zero leaf clover Beer and a bulldozer getting wrecked tonight I’m an FBI agent inspect her booty right Booty booty booty booty Booty booty booty booty Booty booty booty booty Booty booty booty booty We got better rhymes for those better times Better days ahead but for now I’ll just pass For now we got rhymes and wow they suck ass We got better rhymes for those better times Better days ahead but for now I’ll just do me For now we got rhymes and wow they suck booty Booty booty booty booty Booty booty booty booty Booty booty booty booty Booty booty booty booty
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Me and Wilson are the good boys See we be screaming into the void I got a job a stop in Malaysia Plane crashed came fast I doubt we’d stay long Stay strong with the labor make your dirty feet build a better boat VHS tape 30 feet of extra rope Same job different day imprisoned with Wilson Listen he’s stays strong man made precision Predictions and missions we get sappy to survive I think I’ll be happy when I finally see my wife I’m Tom Hanks I’m Tom Hanks Get me off this island please and thanks I’m Tom Hanks I’m Tom Hanks Get me off this island please and thanks Me and Wilson are the good boys See we be screaming into the void Me and Wilson are the good boys See we be screaming into the void
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I explored the canyon I am alone Now my arm is trapped under boulder and stone You think I am high? I can get higher You think I will die? I can’t expire You think i’ma die? Yeah if you say so I am that guy, I am James Franco I explored the canyon I am alone Now my arm is trapped under boulder and stone I don’t think I’m feeling very well numb arm and numb face I have to get out of this place cut my arm off and deal with the pain You think I am high? I can get higher You think I will die? I can’t expire You think i’ma die? Yeah if you say so I am that guy, I am James Franco
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Her disembodied voice Her disembodied voice Her disembodied voice Her disembodied voice Her disembodied voice Her disembodied voice Her disembodied voice Her disembodied voice I am Scarlett Johansson Her disembodied voice Her disembodied voice Her disembodied voice Her disembodied voice
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I’ve only got one chance I gotta make a wish I’ve got to make it good I got to make it big Tired of being a kid it makes me want to throw up I gotta make a wish make me want to grow up I’m a grown up I can market toys thanks I’m a big boy I am Tom Hanks I’ve only got one chance to bang a 30 year old woman I’m a 12 year old I’m a magical human I made a wish to a genie at the darkest carnival Hollywood can make pedophiles so marketable ay I’m a grown up I can market toys thanks I’m a big boy I am Tom Hanks
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I woke up one day thinking were did my life go How did things get so weird ok why though? Why don’t I grow? Did I even develop? When I talk about my life why do I embellish? Was it all for nothing? Did I waste my time? Did I become something? Or was it just a lie? I had a life plan and it was smart I had my life planned or so I thought I was the right man for the job But every night man I got drunk And this is how we make art I had my shit together and then it comes apart And this is how we make art I had my shit together and then it comes apart I really need to stop thinking about the past I need to move forward I need to do it fast That show is over I need to cut the wristband Move through the sands of time or you will be stuck in quicksand Was it all for nothing? Did I waste my time? Did I become something? Or was it just a lie? I had a life plan and it was smart I had my life planned or so I thought I was the right man for the job But every night man I got drunk And this is how we make art I had my shit together and then it comes apart And this is how we make art I had my shit together and then it comes apart Why did I let my life spin out of control? Why am I bothered by internet trolls? Alcohol and parties take their toll I need to get my shit together like a Katamari roll Was it all for nothing? Did I waste my time? Did I become something? Or was it just a lie? I had a life plan and it was smart I had my life planned or so I thought I was the right man for the job But every night man I got drunk And this is how we make art I had my shit together and then it comes apart And this is how we make art I had my shit together and then it comes apart I had a life plan and it was smart I had my life planned or so I thought I was the right man for the job But every night man I got drunk And this is how we make art I had my shit together and then it comes apart And this is how we make art I had my shit together and then it comes apart

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released February 5, 2021

vocals, music, and artwork by M. Sweeney

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Sweeney Toad Palm Beach, Florida

If you're looking for nerdcore, I can tell you I don't have nerdcore... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let nerdcore go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will find you... and I will nerdcore you. ... more

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