So Long, and Thanks for All the Bandwidth

by Sweeney Toad

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1.
Go Between 03:06
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I go between those ancient grains It’s my death bed made out of shame We want to escape but they get us So I hide under that blanket of lettuce I go between the jaws of my enemies I’ve seen my fall I’m lunch meat Dead or alive yeah that is how they wanted me Go between the cracks so no one thought of me Rather owe my life than owe an apology Really don’t like people they tend to bother me Got a lobotomy they wouldn’t follow me No chip in my brain la vida autonomy Economy not playing their game any more You won’t even catch me at the dollar store Off the grid hid my soul off shore account I could be anywhere even your town You won’t ever see me I sneak between mansions So long and thanks for all the bandwidth I go between those ancient grains It’s my death bed made out of shame We want to escape but they get us So I hide under that blanket of lettuce I go between the jaws of my enemies I’ve seen my fall I’m lunch meat I come back to grab something I forgot I remembered I loved you I thought it would stop You always draw me back I’m risking my life All my enemies have me in their sights This time I fight oh and I will die trying Comedy tragedy drama I’m dying I’m buying the farm because I need the cow back The milk wasn’t free and it’s worth the attack I thought I had you felt that knife to my back I thought we were hugging you stabbing me fast A wise man once said two simple words: don’t panic So long and thanks for all the bandwidth I go between those ancient grains It’s my death bed made out of shame We want to escape but they get us So I hide under that blanket of lettuce I go between the jaws of my enemies I’ve seen my fall I’m lunch meat
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I Was A Child Model 02:59
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You better have my schedule clear all day I’m drinking by the pool nothing that you can say Day drinking into night and sun rise again The rest of my life this how I will spend All the money I made as a child model This is now my life and I am wild I was a child model with a royal smile that could make kings and queens blush indeed it was a rush I love this life you really can’t deny it Anything I want I can just buy it Treat yo self all day Sometimes we will play Women in bikinis or sometimes we go all gay Big muscular dudes they were former child models hey You better have my schedule clear all day I’m drinking by the pool nothing that you can say Day drinking into night and sun rise again The rest of my life this how I will spend All the money I made as a child model This is now my life and I am wild I was a child model with a royal smile that could make kings and queens blush indeed it was a rush Former Gerber baby all the mothers buy it The only child in my class who had a strict diet I had to work those abs in the gym after school Even my personal trainer would drool couldn’t help but panic I loved to be candid in fact now I’m a sex addict Ok now I want you to take the cabbage patch doll and hug him, he is your best friend but I want you to feel a little bit of sadness coming from the doll but you want to make him happy, I need you to seek that cabbage patch kid’s approval!(Audience Laughter) You better have my schedule clear all day I’m drinking by the pool nothing that you can say Day drinking into night and sun rise again The rest of my life this how I will spend All the money I made as a child model This is now my life and I am wild I was a child model with a royal smile that could make kings and queens blush indeed it was a rush
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Potential Consequences 02:43
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Oh What a world what a beautiful world What a world what a world what a beautiful world What a world what a world what a beautiful world What a world what a world what a beautiful world Oh What a world what a beautiful world What a world what a world what a beautiful world What a world what a world what a beautiful world Proceed with caution, there may be potential consequences Carbohydrates I know my fate To grow and die why should I hate I’m not scared that’s a lie It’s not fair well that is life Just get by avoid horrifics Kill yourself without a witness Everyday cigarettes Stage 4 cancer big regrets He turned your guts into clay HIV turned into AIDS You float farther larger ocean Gave your grandmother the COVID College dorm room mostly lit Why did you try opiates You dropped out and sold your books You share needles now you’re hooked Fast food all throughout your twenties Now you’re obese and still hungry Chinese buffet so innocent How will you pay for insulin For 20 years you got wasted It’s too late for education Snorting pills so harmlessly Now you’re robbing pharmacies If grandma could see you now She died from COVID aren’t you proud You in prison do not pass go Your cell mate does not wear masks though You get sick again it’s nasty You burn up and you can not breathe What is that burning smell Your final place burn in hell Oh What a world what a beautiful world What a world what a world what a beautiful world What a world what a world what a beautiful world What a world what a world what a beautiful world Oh What a world what a beautiful world What a world what a world what a beautiful world What a world what a world what a beautiful world Proceed with caution, there may be potential consequences

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released March 6, 2021

lyrics, music, and album art by M. Sweeney

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Sweeney Toad Palm Beach, Florida

If you're looking for nerdcore, I can tell you I don't have nerdcore... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let nerdcore go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will find you... and I will nerdcore you. ... more

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