Been growing my beard out for the last six months
Dust off ye olde Christmas trunk
Business as usual mistletoe pine and wood
I got what you want but only if you been kind of good
And time just stood still as you unraveled that paper
A maroon polo shirt with a tiny alligator
You rolled your eyes thinking grandpa is wack
Tears in your eyes when you think back
And link that his slow death gave you schizoid fever
Stay inside all day play Yo! Noid stole your pizza
And Frieza killed Goku’s best friend you felt that
You thought of all the GI Joes that would never melt back
To hell and back you’ve been through a lot
You’ll never forget the first time you smoked pot
And most thoughts don’t stop in your brain bet
And every Christmas you never got that train set

You want toys, Nintendo and food
But boy, have you been good?
You want toys, Nintendo and food
But boy, have you been good?
You want toys, Nintendo and food
But boy, have you been good?
You want toys, Nintendo and food
But boy, have you been good?

Sometimes you damn good and sometimes you damn bad
Maybe you’d be better if you didn’t lose your grand dad
You got damn sad so you started playing Nintendo
Not a damn fad it laid the framework for crescendo
It inspired you to create some of your best memories
All those great moments nothing less than necessary
Impressive fairies giving you full hearts back
Nintendo Power Hyrule maps filled with smart facts
Nintendo Topps Trading Cards in full stacks
Super Metroid Pogs in your school sack
Pull back that Super Mario lunch box
Bullet Bill on the thermos to stunt on your whole squad
On god mind blown when shown Mario 3 in The Wizard
That kid was savage but don’t get it twisted
Super Mario 3 was number one on my wishlist
You know I was playing it the entire day of Christmas
Could have been in the Guinness Book for the kid with the fastest fingers
Mike Tyson punch me out I stand in an instant
Bubble Bobble music imprinted in my mind
Excitebike exhibition forever in time
Investigate crime with darkwing and rescue rangers
Ducktales moon theme was a straight banger
And I was thankful for all these gifts from Santa Clause
But the real hero was always my Mom

You want toys, Nintendo and food
But boy, have you been good?
You want toys, Nintendo and food
But boy, have you been good?
You want toys, Nintendo and food
But boy, have you been good?
You want toys, Nintendo and food
But boy, have you been good?