I Made A Spoopy

by Sweeney Toad

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1.
So I’m at Walmart just minding my own business and the next thing you know A zombie stepped up to me at the grocery store today I was all like sir please step six feet away I don’t want you all up in my business or my face Especially because your undead what can I say The next thing you know he’s spitting all over the place He’s not even wearing a mask what a disgrace Please practice social distancing let me list off my reasons Then the next thing you know he bit off my penis A zombie bit my dick Chewed it up spit out it was sick Now I’m a dickless zombie it is lit Don’t hunger for brains just want dick Now I’m wondering down the grocery store aisle I’m feeling zombie symptoms but they are mostly mild I see a really tall dude picking up a celery stick My hunger is insatiable for his heavenly dick I approach this well endowed man with only one thing on my mind I need to get this dick you know I am on the grind He politely asks me to please step six feet away But I’ve already got his dick in my mouth you know I don’t play A zombie bit my dick Chewed it up spit out it was sick Now I’m a dickless zombie it is lit Don’t hunger for brains just want dick A zombie bit my dick Chewed it up spit out it was sick Now I’m a dickless zombie it is lit Don’t hunger for brains just want dick
2.
What are those beady little red eyes in the dark It’s a vampire bat and I’m his mark A vampire bat yeah that is subtle what do you know A vampire bat sucked my butthole at the punk rock show It was Halloween and we were going to the misfits show We were young and dumb with numb skull dull instincts low I don’t even know why I was even there I only ever liked the Danzig songs to be fair But Jerry Only was an entertainer make no mistake But I think he could sense my distaste he cursed me with haste I could feel my butthole tingle it seemed to attract Like a torpedo in my butthole I got hit with a vampire bat I felt it’s sharp fangs on my anus as it gripped on It was like a painful hateful rim job In god we trust but not today He buried in my butthole send me your thoughts and prayers What are those beady little red eyes in the dark It’s a vampire bat and I’m his mark A vampire bat yeah that is subtle what do you know A vampire bat sucked my butthole at the punk rock show Eyes in the dark, I see his eyes in the dark Eyes in the dark, I see his eyes in the dark Eyes in the dark, I see his eyes in the dark Eyes in the dark, I see his eyes in the dark The vampire bat had giant freakish wings Stuck in my butt he hovered up to the ceiling I was feeling motion sick I notice I’m about to chunk hard loud I don’t want to but I spew blood on the punk rock crowd But wouldn’t you know they love it lick it up Then they become vampires they hunger for thick butts They shrivel up and turn into vampire bats They stare at my butthole looking enticingly fat They all fly inside my butthole no fear fast brave My butthole is their home it is their bat cave I am their king Count Dracula’s finest They plant inside my guts coronavirus What are those beady little red eyes in the dark It’s a vampire bat and I’m his mark A vampire bat yeah that is subtle what do you know A vampire bat sucked my butthole at the punk rock show
3.
We met in the summer time stayed inside to beat the heat no sunscreen my quarantine queen I saw her everyday on my telephone screen She sucked me in a vortex like a ketamine fiend You best believe we’d be meeting up When we get a vaccine we’d be seeing love I’ve seen enough to know how this works I know she loves me because of how she flirts She’s my big tiddy goth girl friend Our love has lasted thirty days She’s my big tiddy goth girl friend I cashapp her every day She’s my big tiddy goth girl friend One day she vanished I know what that means She’s my big tiddy goth girl friend An actual ghost in the machine I know this has been sad it hurts the most Got ghosted again by an actual ghost I know this has been sad it hurts the most Got ghosted again by an actual ghost I know this has been sad it hurts the most Got ghosted again by an actual ghost I know this has been sad it hurts the most Got ghosted again by an actual ghost A couple minutes went by all I could do was cry Then I got a message from her mother why Her mother was spry for sixty two It was no surprise she had big tiddies too She told me of the death of her daughter dearest I had been cashapping her daughters spirt I made a mistake too late I don’t think so To get my money back I gave my bank info She’s my big tiddy goth girl friend Our love has lasted thirty days She’s my big tiddy goth girl friend I cashapp her every day She’s my big tiddy goth girl friend One day she vanished I know what that means She’s my big tiddy goth girl friend An actual ghost in the machine I know this has been sad it hurts the most Got ghosted again by an actual ghost I know this has been sad it hurts the most Got ghosted again by an actual ghost I know this has been sad it hurts the most Got ghosted again by an actual ghost I know this has been sad it hurts the most Got ghosted again by an actual ghost
4.
It was just supposed to be a weekend getaway But it certainly was not I’m mad to say Just a cabin in the woods with a bunch of frat brothers What could go wrong I had a hunch among others All the tongue mothers yelled loudly in my ear I proudly could hear I found the new fear Time to be assaulted guess who will be faulted I asked for every minute supernatural involvement I need to be proving that I’m innocence I need to be losing indiscriminance Intimidence it’s a scary place to be I knew about the werewolf when I was barely even three I could never see what blackouts ever meant I just knew the next day we could pay the rent We just complain to vent about being a disgrace Can’t sleep in my bed without tea bags in my face The smoke is coming in from the hills That’s why we got the chills I don’t want to be left alone tonight Yeah I am scared too You left me alone with a bunch of savage dudes And frankly it was kind of rude I hold resentment towards your lack of fair rules I got teabagged by a pack of werewolves All they want to do is play beer pong and get higher This is going to be a weird long all nighter I think I am right for believing in myself Tired of bad hands I keep getting dealt I need better cards far from carpal tunnel When the moon got full my frat brothers huddled I am not a baby not a goat to be sacrificed I’m about to be hazed to pay the lasting price A bunch of hairy dudes holding me down it’s scary y’all I’m about to be buried crowned with the hairy balls I can not unsee that I stare through the crack I did not agree to be teabagged by a wolf pack I dare to prod my brother with a silver buttplug A silver bullet vibrates inside his gut nug I bit the bullet even though it was silver My frats were teen wolves I was the killer The smoke is coming in from the hills That’s why we got the chills I don’t want to be left alone tonight Yeah I am scared too You left me alone with a bunch of savage dudes And frankly it was kind of rude I hold resentment towards your lack of fair rules I got teabagged by a pack of werewolves
5.
I met my witch mistress in the middle of the woods Magic was changing me who knew a little bit could Lost in the abyss it was not my intention Kissed by a witch I lost my discretion It’s not what I’m used to or something I knew I wanted With the toe of frog and the eye of newt I am haunted I was floating to the ceiling caught in suspension The witch in the woods has caught my attention I was cursed by a witch and I liked it The taste of her poison it was righteous I was cursed by a witch hey don’t fight it I hope my church they don’t mind it It felt so wrong, it felt so right She cast a love spell in love tonight I was cursed by a witch and I liked it Yeah I liked it She didn’t even know my name it didn’t matter Her walls were covered with goat blood splatter I was just a game her experiment She sealed my fate with an endearing kiss I tasted her poison on my lips I craved more she had me in her grips I was her slave and I had to behave She was my queen and I had to obey I was cursed by a witch and I liked it The taste of her poison it was righteous I was cursed by a witch hey don’t fight it I hope my church they don’t mind it It felt so wrong, it felt so right She cast a love spell in love tonight I was cursed by a witch and I liked it Yeah I liked it

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I made a spoopy, and it was a little skeleton shaped turd lol

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released October 29, 2020

M. Sweeney did all the things

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Sweeney Toad Palm Beach, Florida

If you're looking for nerdcore, I can tell you I don't have nerdcore... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let nerdcore go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will find you... and I will nerdcore you. ... more

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