So I’m at Walmart just minding my own business and the next thing you know
A zombie stepped up to me at the grocery store today
I was all like sir please step six feet away
I don’t want you all up in my business or my face
Especially because your undead what can I say
The next thing you know he’s spitting all over the place
He’s not even wearing a mask what a disgrace
Please practice social distancing let me list off my reasons
Then the next thing you know he bit off my penis
A zombie bit my dick
Chewed it up spit out it was sick
Now I’m a dickless zombie it is lit
Don’t hunger for brains just want dick
Now I’m wondering down the grocery store aisle
I’m feeling zombie symptoms but they are mostly mild
I see a really tall dude picking up a celery stick
My hunger is insatiable for his heavenly dick
I approach this well endowed man with only one thing on my mind
I need to get this dick you know I am on the grind
He politely asks me to please step six feet away
But I’ve already got his dick in my mouth you know I don’t play
A zombie bit my dick
Chewed it up spit out it was sick
Now I’m a dickless zombie it is lit
Don’t hunger for brains just want dick
A zombie bit my dick
Chewed it up spit out it was sick
Now I’m a dickless zombie it is lit
Don’t hunger for brains just want dick
The Philadelphia rapper turns the children's music formula on its head with old-school beats and sharp life lessons. Bandcamp Album of the Day Sep 13, 2023