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I Was Teabagged by Teenage Werewolves

from I Made A Spoopy by Sweeney Toad

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It was just supposed to be a weekend getaway
But it certainly was not I’m mad to say
Just a cabin in the woods with a bunch of frat brothers
What could go wrong I had a hunch among others
All the tongue mothers yelled loudly in my ear
I proudly could hear I found the new fear
Time to be assaulted guess who will be faulted
I asked for every minute supernatural involvement
I need to be proving that I’m innocence
I need to be losing indiscriminance
Intimidence it’s a scary place to be
I knew about the werewolf when I was barely even three
I could never see what blackouts ever meant
I just knew the next day we could pay the rent
We just complain to vent about being a disgrace
Can’t sleep in my bed without tea bags in my face

The smoke is coming in from the hills
That’s why we got the chills
I don’t want to be left alone tonight
Yeah I am scared too
You left me alone with a bunch of savage dudes
And frankly it was kind of rude
I hold resentment towards your lack of fair rules
I got teabagged by a pack of werewolves

All they want to do is play beer pong and get higher
This is going to be a weird long all nighter
I think I am right for believing in myself
Tired of bad hands I keep getting dealt
I need better cards far from carpal tunnel
When the moon got full my frat brothers huddled
I am not a baby not a goat to be sacrificed
I’m about to be hazed to pay the lasting price
A bunch of hairy dudes holding me down it’s scary y’all
I’m about to be buried crowned with the hairy balls
I can not unsee that I stare through the crack
I did not agree to be teabagged by a wolf pack
I dare to prod my brother with a silver buttplug
A silver bullet vibrates inside his gut nug
I bit the bullet even though it was silver
My frats were teen wolves I was the killer

The smoke is coming in from the hills
That’s why we got the chills
I don’t want to be left alone tonight
Yeah I am scared too
You left me alone with a bunch of savage dudes
And frankly it was kind of rude
I hold resentment towards your lack of fair rules
I got teabagged by a pack of werewolves

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from I Made A Spoopy, released October 29, 2020

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Sweeney Toad Palm Beach, Florida

If you're looking for nerdcore, I can tell you I don't have nerdcore... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let nerdcore go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will find you... and I will nerdcore you. ... more

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