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All Cops Are Hamsters

from The Best by Sweeney Toad

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I got this little hamster coming up to the side of my car
He wants to know why I was speeding back there I'm like what
I'm like excuse me sir that's none of your business you're just a hamster
He starts squealing he gets all mad he demands my respect nah sir
I don't owe you a god damn thing you just a hamster wearing a tiny cop uniform
And I knew you'd squirm inside that hamster wheel of justice
Your system justification smells musty
You can't arrest me your hands are too tiny my little hamster sir
Your handcuffs are hamster sized but at least they are furry with fur

All cops are hamsters
All cops are hamsters
All cops are hamsters
All cops are hamsters
All cops are hamsters
All cops are hamsters
All cops are hamsters
All cops are hamsters

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from The Best, released July 8, 2022

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