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A Vampire Bat Sucked My Butthole at the Punk Rock Show

from I Made A Spoopy by Sweeney Toad

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What are those beady little red eyes in the dark
It’s a vampire bat and I’m his mark
A vampire bat yeah that is subtle what do you know
A vampire bat sucked my butthole at the punk rock show

It was Halloween and we were going to the misfits show
We were young and dumb with numb skull dull instincts low
I don’t even know why I was even there
I only ever liked the Danzig songs to be fair
But Jerry Only was an entertainer make no mistake
But I think he could sense my distaste he cursed me with haste
I could feel my butthole tingle it seemed to attract
Like a torpedo in my butthole I got hit with a vampire bat
I felt it’s sharp fangs on my anus as it gripped on
It was like a painful hateful rim job
In god we trust but not today
He buried in my butthole send me your thoughts and prayers

What are those beady little red eyes in the dark
It’s a vampire bat and I’m his mark
A vampire bat yeah that is subtle what do you know
A vampire bat sucked my butthole at the punk rock show

Eyes in the dark, I see his eyes in the dark
Eyes in the dark, I see his eyes in the dark
Eyes in the dark, I see his eyes in the dark
Eyes in the dark, I see his eyes in the dark

The vampire bat had giant freakish wings
Stuck in my butt he hovered up to the ceiling
I was feeling motion sick I notice I’m about to chunk hard loud
I don’t want to but I spew blood on the punk rock crowd
But wouldn’t you know they love it lick it up
Then they become vampires they hunger for thick butts
They shrivel up and turn into vampire bats
They stare at my butthole looking enticingly fat
They all fly inside my butthole no fear fast brave
My butthole is their home it is their bat cave
I am their king Count Dracula’s finest
They plant inside my guts coronavirus

What are those beady little red eyes in the dark
It’s a vampire bat and I’m his mark
A vampire bat yeah that is subtle what do you know
A vampire bat sucked my butthole at the punk rock show

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from I Made A Spoopy, released October 29, 2020

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Sweeney Toad Palm Beach, Florida

If you're looking for nerdcore, I can tell you I don't have nerdcore... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let nerdcore go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will find you... and I will nerdcore you. ... more

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