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The Human Race is Wack
02:26
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Pick me up I’m falling off this balcony
I’m about to flip this truck yo so saddle me
I got the hands of a man blisters grown outside
With fans in Japan I am mr toad’s wild ride
You wanna hide inside, in utero
I got a heart shaped box and soon you will know
I’ll change it up take you by surprise, been larval
I’ma take you for a ride, when is marvel
You think Ima die? This dude be mistaken
Ok my guy this is true love we makin’
I’m vacant like a bates motel, your mother
Told me I’m a good boy, play well with others
Save the drama for your mama you an incel
You gotta be Obama and I am Michelle
I’m inside you vore I got you pegged
I got the high score in house of the dead
The human race is wack, we stink, we need a bath
When I am dead just throw me in the trash
The human race is wack, so completely crass
When I am dead just throw me in the trash
I fled the scene of the crime because I was bored as hell
I hang out with morticians because morgues are swell
I don’t take checks, you owe me cash
When I am dead just throw me in the trash
I’m dirty I’m nasty lastly cant be trusted
manipulate your brain you a fantastic puppet
Ham fisted and rugged I tripped on the carpet
I met your dad at dunkin met your mother at target
Bad for business Lloyd Christmas dumb and dumber
I wrote this verse in bed inside your mother
Oh well cest la vie it may as well be
Nothing you can do it was your destiny
Invest in me you about to get yo daddy back
Impressingly dumber than Bill Murray caddy shack
You are sadly wack embarrassed by your own picture
You a fanny pack American pie so Stiffler
The human race is wack, we stink, we need a bath
When I am dead just throw me in the trash
The human race is wack, so completely crass
When I am dead just throw me in the trash
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2. |
You Beer, Me Trash
02:22
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You beer, me trash
I’ll drink you down and stash you away inside my heart fast
You beer, me trash
I’ll drink you down and stash you away inside my heart fast
You beer, me trash
I’ll drink you down and stash you away inside my heart fast
You beer, me trash
I’ll drink you down and stash you away inside my heart fast
It is more couth to smoke your kush inside a booth than a bush
But we do what we gotta do when shove come to push
Those are looks of love a sign from above
Tennis shoes on a power line I’m in the club
Pour me a drink with hint of sour lime and I’m fine
Furloughed fo sho come catch me in a bind
You know what I mean it is quarantine club casa
My dad died of a pneumonia scar he is mufasa
Well he died in 1984 I mean WHO is keeping score
The new world health order big brother needing more
Unemployed bummer who wouldn’t get lit
That was the summer that you didn’t do shit
You beer, me trash
I’ll drink you down and stash you away inside my heart fast
You beer, me trash
I’ll drink you down and stash you away inside my heart fast
You beer, me trash
I’ll drink you down and stash you away inside my heart fast
You beer, me trash
I’ll drink you down and stash you away inside my heart fast
Come get wet let me dip that cigarette
You know you better bet that I am dripping sweat
Dilated pupils and the brightest of students
All of the white kids made the whitest of movements
I’m the whitest rapper on your album suck to be featured
An angel dust head substitute teacher
Don’t buy that guy’s toilet paper get it way cheaper
I’m an ethernet goalie internet gate keeper
Seeking a tutor that’ll show me how to rap
And I laugh at the crap that I hear back to back
Daily basis mainly basic regurgitated
Complacent wasted dopamine sadist
You beer, me trash
I’ll drink you down and stash you away inside my heart fast
You beer, me trash
I’ll drink you down and stash you away inside my heart fast
You beer, me trash
I’ll drink you down and stash you away inside my heart fast
You beer, me trash
I’ll drink you down and stash you away inside my heart fast
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3. |
Expert Opinion
03:40
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I know I’m just a jester
I know I’m just a minion
But please allow me to express my expert opinion
Soy boy beta cock, i’m a furious simp
With the same last name as a Nigerian prince
I know I’m just a jester
I know I’m just a minion
But please allow me to express my expert opinion
Check my credentials, you’ll see I’m such a genius
I once bought magic pills to enhance my busted penis
And I was all like the earth is totally flat
And you can hold that L because well you are mostly wack
I am always right. You are always wrong
All I need is a flashlight twist tie to build a sideways bong
Smoke pot all day and do extensive research on grown ups
Im a wizard and Wiccan I’m an intern at Dunkin’ Donuts
And so what you can’t handle my superior intellect
I’m introspective I’m always thinking about the internet
Where do you think I get all my great ideas from
Collect resin in jars as back up I mean why be dumb
I mean ummm why would I ever stop being high
That would never happen like cops being shy
Cause fuck the police they’re always taking away my right to party
Card me for waking and baking behind an Arby’s
I’m hardly ever at school because I’m working 40 protest banners
Oh what maters is that you better vote for Bernie Sanders
I know I’m just a jester
I know I’m just a minion
But please allow me to express my expert opinion
Soy boy beta cock, i’m a furious simp
With the same last name as a Nigerian prince
I know I’m just a jester
I know I’m just a minion
But please allow me to express my expert opinion
Check my credentials, you’ll see I’m such a genius
I once bought magic pills to enhance my busted penis
I’m such a nice guy, girls don’t like me, nice dudes can’t get it
I would never ever stay inside for a stupid pandemic
Don’t sweat it because this is America
The government won’t control me I ain’t scared of ya
Hillary had emails, I’ve seen photos, prove it
Orange man is good Vaccines are total bullshit
I don’t do shit but I know a lot of stuff for a druggie
3am I saw the infomercial bought myself a Snuggie
I’m ugly, but a good guy I should be dating a gothic fetish model
My standards outweigh my logic Tom Hanks is a pedophile
He milks the adrenal gland of babies, drinks blood, the dude is gothy
QAnon knows Illuminati
Jesus was a hoax just an excuse to impale white folks
#WhiteLivesMatter if I get the rona inhale Lysol
The coronavirus kills but so does flu and so did lightning
Bet you Tom Hanks didn’t even have COVID-19
I know I’m just a jester
I know I’m just a minion
But please allow me to express my expert opinion
Soy boy beta cock, i’m a furious simp
With the same last name as a Nigerian prince
I know I’m just a jester
I know I’m just a minion
But please allow me to express my expert opinion
Check my credentials, you’ll see I’m such a genius
I once bought magic pills to enhance my busted penis
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4. |
Take It Outside
02:38
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Why you laying down in all that trash
Why don’t you get up and take a bath
Why don’t you think and do the math
Why you think you always come in last
Why you ain’t ever put in the effort
Why you ever think you ain’t the best for
Why you ever think you ain’t blessed for
Why you always heaving your chest for
Why you always gotta be cryin
Why you always wish you were dyin
Why you can’t hardly reach your shelf
Why you feeling sorry for your self
Why don’t you take the trash out
Why you wanna run and hide
Why don’t you take the trash out
Why don’t you take it outside
Why don’t you take the trash out
Why you wanna run and hide
Why don’t you take the trash out
Why don’t you take it outside
Why you always switch up and go manic
Why you always lay in bed and go panic
Why can’t you get your life together
Why can’t you just enjoy the weather
Why don’t you just finish college
Why you gotta make it hyperbolic
Why are you weak embarrassed and feeble
Why you always scared of people
Why don’t you know what to say
Why you gotta smoke pot all day
Why’d you even think you knew something
Why don’t you just go do something
Why don’t you take the trash out
Why you wanna run and hide
Why don’t you take the trash out
Why don’t you take it outside
Why don’t you take the trash out
Why you wanna run and hide
Why don’t you take the trash out
Why don’t you take it outside
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The Great Shutdown
03:05
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I’m a velociraptor, a high school kid aspiring rapper
Hanging in the lunchroom with the spinosaurus
Inspiring cyphers all the birds perched for us
They adore us we are gorgeous
Beautiful and clever, Jealous of our feathers
Principal Rex made the announcement and told us
School was shut down until further notice
Bring everything home we better be fast
The asteroid to pass then we’ll come back to class
The Pachycrocuta laughed we packed up our computers last
At that moment everyone got a chill fast
We knew it was the end we had had our fill
We knew we had to move but we were so still
We could feel it in the air it was thick like amber
The sense of impending doom the herd began to clamor
You better hunker down
Nothing to do but frown
You better hunker down
This is the great shutdown
You better hunker down
Locked in our caves what now
You better hunker down
This is the great shutdown
And my dad was all upset about the economy
I was choking on ash he hadn’t even thought of me
What does money matter if the asteroid kills us all
He said a few shooting stars won’t matter in the fall
The elder dinos might die but they lived a good life
Young reptiles prosper and so would I
But what about grandma she has to face this
He said she’ll be fine we’ll lock her in the basement
Fire in the sky grew bigger every day
Everyone got tired and didn’t want to stay
Locked up inside our caves dinosaurs are meant to play
It only took a month before they became depraved
They said the asteroid was fake shutdown won’t save us
Said the T. Rex just wants to enslave us
No one making sense the Cretaceous period had lost its mind
This was the end this was goodbye
You better hunker down
Nothing to do but frown
You better hunker down
This is the great shutdown
You better hunker down
Locked in our caves what now
You better hunker down
This is the great shutdown
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