1. |
I Am Very Busy
03:22
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I’m packing up my space ship and I’m getting ready to fly off
Make sure I got a face mask in case a steady new dry cough
Shows up or I throw up when I’m breaking through the atmosphere
Sit alone at the bar and drink my last saddest beer
This the saddest year that feels like hasn’t even been started
But it’s half way over let’s pour one out for dearly departed
I’ve got an important mission I need to act candidly
I’m leaving without saying goodbye to a radder galaxy
I’m flying through space it’s just me and my puppers
I’ll call you when I get there leave me your number
I wonder what’ll be like it must feel like a paradise
This new frontier that you fear is perfect no inherent vice
No hidden defect utopia is the best no more thought silence
No disease we just feel joy just Eloi no Morlock violence
The brightest of days are lighting up ahead of me
I should of stayed to make it work instead I leave
I am very busy
I know you probably miss me
But I am taking care of business
Even if it kills me
I am very busy
I know you probably miss me
But I am taking care of business
Even if it kills me
I am very busy
I know you probably miss me
But I am taking care of business
Even if it kills me
I am very busy
I know you probably miss me
But I am taking care of business
Even if it kills me
I’m on a new rad planet I know you had to plan it
But I miss you more than ever an endeavor I can’t stand it
It’s the hardest thing I had to do I wish I hadn’t had to choose you
I’m the maddest at myself and it was sad to lose you
I knew you for the longest time I always thought that we’d be fine
But I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t a perfect time
I had a space mission but was it really worth it I
Don’t really know and so we got to divorce and cry oh
Here I am in fear and mad in new utopia
A new beginning with soothing sadness well it mostly sucks
I did this to myself I trained my brain inducing department
I had to get to my new place a studio leasing apartment
I didn’t leave the planet but like magic sort of ghosted
No space mission self made prison I’m agoraphobic
I am very busy
I know you probably miss me
But I am taking care of business
Even if it kills me
I am very busy
I know you probably miss me
But I am taking care of business
Even if it kills me
I am very busy
I know you probably miss me
But I am taking care of business
Even if it kills me
I am very busy
I know you probably miss me
But I am taking care of business
Even if it kills me
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2. |
I Had it Coming
03:14
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I guess I’m in it for the long haul
The new kid at school who went down the wrong hall
My actions caused long lasting repercussions
And I had discussions about my disappointing behavior
I was the picture of Hope a mixture of both
Both?
An Instagram savior a bringer of flavor
To your bland brand of existence a vision of chaos
Like a slam dance in the distance so you better pay us
And crowd surf over to the loud mouth jehovah witness
Behold my business it will change your life I told ya listen
You will pray to buy everything i’m selling you twice
Everything I’m telling you is revolutionary right?
Give me all your money that’s restitutionary nice
It’s best you marry settle down and let it down
Your hair and your guard be young and be wild
Dare to worship god and don’t forget to smile you in it for the long haul
I had it coming, you started running
I had to be alone (I had it coming)
I had it coming, it’s always something
I’m feeling pretty cold (I had it coming)
I had it coming, always pushing buttons
I had to be alone (I had it coming)
I had it coming, I had learned nothing
I’m chiseled out of stone (I had it coming)
I walked out the laboratory
I talked about the saddest stories
Mass extinction faster instincts of a super intelligent virus
A parasite that hides inside us
And why us? making us look fine just
Chillin on a summer night I wonder right?
How did it get so smart? And tear us apart?
From the inside out and I doubt this will be over anytime soon
Any fly dudes with the same symptoms?
Why was this predicted on the Simpsons?
Listen I’m an expert on how sadness works I’m smitten
I even know a thing or two on how magnets work it’s written
In the sands of time I’m handsome like scriptures with pictures of plague and famine
Fly me to the moon I want to talk to Sampson
And damn it I’m tired of being sick but I keep rapping
I want to recover wonder if it will ever happen
And what if I don’t? I’m starting to think that I won’t
Am I ever feeling better? Nope
I had it coming, you started running
I had to be alone (I had it coming)
I had it coming, it’s always something
I’m feeling pretty cold (I had it coming)
I had it coming, always pushing buttons
I had to be alone (I had it coming)
I had it coming, I had learned nothing
I’m chiseled out of stone (I had it coming)
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3. |
Invaders Inside
03:42
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Got this little nasty feeling up in my throat
You can cash me inside breathing I need to choke
I guarantee this barely the god damn flu
Stop calling it that your embarrassing you god damn fool
This is not cool it actually very much sucks
I feel like trash that’s been hit by a garbage truck
It’s SARS as fuck it’s an intelligent weapon
I feel fine sometimes and then in bed the next second
I don’t know what do anymore because I’m never getting better
Wearing sweaters in July I get chills and then I fry getting wetter
Now I’m sweating getting tightness in my chest
It feels like an elephant pressed inside a vest
Tingles in my fingers I keep smelling Pringle’s salt and vinegar
Keep smelling chemicals burning nostrils my tonsils taste like ginger or
Chlorine am I drowning in a wormhole
Brain fog is insane god I just want to feel normal
Who let all the bad guys in my house?
Invaders inside
They need to get up and get out
Invaders inside
Why do I keep feeling so sick?
Invaders inside
When are they ever just going to quit?
Invaders inside
Why am I sick for 3 months straight?
Invaders inside
Why can’t I taste the food on my plate?
Invaders inside
It feels like an alien download inside me
Invaders inside
Why did I have to get COVID-19?
Invaders inside
I think I’m getting better, wait I’m feeling sick again
I think I’m getting better, hello covid my old friend
Recovery imposter ugly monster back inside me
Feel him surging burning through my veins he might be
Clogging up my blood I’m coughing up my lungs again
Stopping up my pipes with phlegm are we having fun yet?
Let me get a temp check in bed sick can’t even lay straight
Why have I been sick for fifty seven days straight?
Hey wait, doctors say it’s anxiety
Ok doc what are you prescribing me?
Let me guess a little bit of Xanax and klonopin
The same song again no panic and I’m gone again
But then I wake up with that same tightness in my chest
A lightness in my head always thinking that I might be dead
Wake up every night drenched in sweat burning in my throat
This the new normal and I’m learning to find hope
Who let all the bad guys in my house?
Invaders inside
They need to get up and get out
Invaders inside
Why do I keep feeling so sick?
Invaders inside
When are they ever just going to quit?
Invaders inside
Why am I sick for 3 months straight?
Invaders inside
Why can’t I taste the food on my plate?
Invaders inside
It feels like an alien download inside me
Invaders inside
Why did I have to get COVID-19?
Invaders inside
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4. |
Haircut Anxiety
02:48
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My hairs getting too long dandruff getting too strong
Handsomely regretting man what did I do wrong
The longer I wait the farther I get
I squander my fate I have barber regret
I saunter and procrastinate I’m saying I’m scared
Don’t look at me and say relax it’s just hair
I can’t stand that chair in fact it’s not fair
Customers in the back in fact they do stare
They do care they judging me and my choice in haircut
I am ashamed, Yeah so I care what
It’s just hair but it’s so much more
It’s a conversation but I am bored
But you can’t act bored you have to be interested
If you don’t show interest your hair they will butcher it
Or Ashton Kutcher it I don’t want to get punk’d
Party in the back business in the front
Shave and a haircut that frightens me
Fade and I care but that frightens me
Shampoo condition fair but frightens me
Serious condition haircut anxiety
Shave and a haircut that frightens me
Fade and I care but that frightens me
Shampoo condition fair but frightens me
Serious condition haircut anxiety
You wouldn’t believe how many times I walked out the lobby
He was just reading a magazine I thought he was snobby
Oh god he probably saw me nervous
Why the hell did I bring my coffee thermos
The coffee is hot I’m getting all sweaty
I mentally prepare I’m getting all ready
For that walk of shame to the barber chair
Everyone is laughing at my garbage hair
Bad hair day I don’t even deserve to be groomed
I hate being out in public where everyone can see you
I need you all to just go home
I’m getting a haircut I need to be alone
I hate when the barber asks what I do for a living
I say I’m a rapper, there is much grinning
Then he’s like but seriously what do you do
I look in the mirror say I wish that I knew
Shave and a haircut that frightens me
Fade and I care but that frightens me
Shampoo condition fair but frightens me
Serious condition haircut anxiety
Shave and a haircut that frightens me
Fade and I care but that frightens me
Shampoo condition fair but frightens me
Serious condition haircut anxiety
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5. |
Two Four Five
02:58
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I mean what’s next? Trioxin?
I’d expect nothing less, I’ve lost it
I’m losing my mind I can’t deal with the pain
I’m going to go find a mad meal of fresh brains
Insane, how’d the world get like this? Voodoo?
I mean what’s next? Cthulhu?
Your tentacles are everywhere screaming infidelities
This is confessional interspecies melody
Sing the song of death a funeral lament
Accept it I guess you knew it had to end
Your friend is the president he’s got this in check
Don’t wear a mask don’t show him disrespect
Going postal in this gaudy apartment complex
You know what’s next a zombie apocalypse
They using us lock us in here periodically
They grooming us watch us spin fear is the methodology
2-4-5 Trioxin, biochemical government toxin
2-4-5 Trioxin, biochemical government toxin
2-4-5 Trioxin, biochemical government toxin
2-4-5 Trioxin, biochemical government toxin
Send more paramedics
is that burning rubber or am I sweating?
I’m not a betting man but I bet we’re all dead
Who wants to bet a world war around the bend
But don’t worry they’ll send more paramedics
By 2021 we’ll have 20 more pandemics
Germicide warfare from the great leader
A Christmas present to the world from North Korea
I’ll see ya next year if you’re practicing lurking
How much will you spend on a vaccine that’s working
A vaccine that’s worthy not filled with trioxin
Who’s going to watch the COVID-19 biopic
I’m off topic actually not really
These are predictions I’m psychic you feel me
Where’s my Netflix deal I got ten more hypothetics
But first I need more brains send more paramedics
2-4-5 Trioxin, biochemical government toxin
2-4-5 Trioxin, biochemical government toxin
2-4-5 Trioxin, biochemical government toxin
2-4-5 Trioxin, biochemical government toxin
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